me filling out a job application

neptunain:

previous employment: pop glam, glamm magazine, metropolitan magazine

references: kim kardashian

(via laugh-addict)

slammingniall:

when 1d finally realizes that those tattoos are gonna be on them forever

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(Source: rapniall, via tittytittygangbang)

online:

when the PE teacher makes you run

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(via tittytittygangbang)

telapathetic:

telapathetic:

*breaks leg* but..are my eyebrows okay?

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(Source: telapathetic, via sniffing)

spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

(Source: alieniverson, via orgasmic-humor)

angie-andrea:

Speed: Unknown.

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Size: Unknown.

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The unholy offspring of lightning and death itself.

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Never engage this dragon.

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Your only chance,

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hide and pray it does not find you.

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(via punchsatan)

belllaavitaaa:

I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls

(via cxmmoncourtesy)