skypestripper:

when u in class and porn pops up on ya dash

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hearturs:

i want a boyfriend so i can take a picture of his hand on my thigh and upload it on tumblr

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versvcx:

fuck you but fuck me first

(via trust)

lggyzalea:

freshmen advice: y’all know bout high school musical right?? well that shit is legit. better get practicing. everyday at lunch we go hard af. stick to the status quo.

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greatwhiteprivilege:

*accidentally bullies you in an attempt to flirt*

(via gnarly)

stability:

actual footage of dogs when there are no people around

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(via trust)

Plot Twist: My Anaconda Do

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